wow... those are some interesting images. I particularly like our south park formats, but it's also interesting to see a picture of Jeff (I don't think I've ever seen him before).

Today Ralph and I were walking through Whitewater when a blue government van pulled up. The side door opened and out jumps a black guy in cammo carrying six assault rifles on what appear to be oversized key rings for guns.

Now, normally I wouldn't be worried about the military with guns (they ARE the military after all), but this was THREE FEET in front of me, on a COLLEGE CAMPUS.... and he was carrying the guns like they were KEYS. Does anyone else see something wrong with this picture?!

beware: lots of images in this random, nonsensical post.


it looks like me.


this is my new halloween costume.


hee hee.


i love these things. anybody else remember them?




these are for you, jason.


i like his hat.


so wrong.


it's a kiwi.




i found this on my computer. it's jeff and enich. jeff used to have super unruly hair and stuff, but then i gave him a comb. i like bob better. jeff looks wierd now.


this is cool. shown at deej's forum.

and last, but not least, are me (bob), poncho, and james in south park form.




remember, you are not a banana.

peter told me about this one.

there is this old bald man (note: that is not my dad, just another bald guy, though he does have a light blue (blue? i'm colorblind) colored shirt. i don't know if the guy was wearing that color or whatever, he could have been running around naked for all i care. pete didn't tell me everything. though i do hope, for peter's sake at least, that the guy wasn't naked. he probably wasn't naked though, or he would have been asked to leave. or been screamed at until he left in shame. but if he wasn't ashamed to walk into a public restaurant naked, then being yelled at probably wouldn't do it either. where was i? holy cow, that was a tangent, hey?

anyhoo, this old bald guy comes into mcdonald's. i know i got that far. okay. so he asks for soup (pete is at the register, by the way). pete tells him, "i'm sorry, sir, but we don't have soup right now." so the guy stands there looking at the menu for a bit (i'm assuming there wasn't anybody waiting..) and then says, "so you don't have soup?"

"no."

"you sure?"

"yes sir, very sure."

this conversation went on for a good 8 minutes, according to my brother. this might seem a bit ludicrous to you, but i believe him. i've seen the stupid things people can do. i mean come on, people! mcdonald's is not a short-order kitchen! for crying out loud. it's like mcdonald's sends out a message to all the stupid people: come here. we like to deal with your idiotic notions.

i think i'll release you for now. but beware of the mcdonald strips: i tend to go off on people. ;)

so yeah. i set up a new computer for somebody at work (the office job) yesterday. i delivered it at the end of the day, when it was finally complete. i let my dad (who, as you prolly already know, is my boss) know that it was done and i was leaving for school. so on my way there, i get a call on my cell. it's my dad. he's all pissed off because the computer doesn't work. i ask, what's the problem? what happened? he's too angry and upset to even talk about it. so i come in to work before my 10:00 class to try to fix it (if i couldn't, i'd go in after class ends at noon). i spent from 7am to about 9:30 on it, and i finally did fix it. most of you, i imagine, are not mac people so i won't bore you (if you want to know, tell me.. i'd be happy to tell all details if you're really interested, because it's actually a common problem). but yeah, i fixed it, and i don't have to go back into work. whee. so i get to rake if i go home.. i think i'll stay here. mm yeah.