what a moron.

by the way, you are quite sexy. i am WRITHING with pleasure.
yes, i did say "writhing."

i am greatly frightened, too.

click me, you fool!

PLEASE ASSIST ME IN MY STRUGGLE AGAINS THE EVIL ONE. I AM READY TO FIGHT AND I NEED YOUR HELP
ENLIST SOLDIERS AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM EVIL!!!!! PS I INCLUDED A PHOTO OF MYSELF FOR YOUR PLEASURE!!

// ninja edit by Bob
is english your first language? for crying out loud. at least do us the favor of using the BUILT-IN spell-checker. good gravy. i fixed the stupid mistakes in your stupid post. beware my l33t ninj4 skillz. fruitcake. and stop using all caps.

i'm sure james would be pissed off at me, except that he's a WUSS.

and jason? yes, jason is undoubtably plotting the demise of shantel right now. how did she get on the blog, anyway?
i think i've been HACKED.

these are not my pants.