out of contro-ol!

you are all insane. this is why i constantly have new comic ideas. jerod, i sketched up the first "ghetto" comic for you. i hope you're in tonight.

how do you spell "orange" phonetically, the way those wiggers do?

and matt. love-ly. a bit crude, but original as always.

Wow, my very own stunning Mental Institution Award....ooooohhh, shiny

I'd like to thank my mom, your mom, the second dude from the right holding up the pig bladder, elephant trainers world wide, people wearing thong's, and Elvis


On an entirely different side note, not pertaining to anything remotely above, what do you think about this jingle?

New company slogan for donkey sales department: Donkeys-R-Us....we have your ass

Well this entry is dedicated to a new friend of mine. Her name is Gia(hey that's ironic, there was a famous model by the name of Gia, but she died because of her wild life style...i.e.crack...drinking to much...to much sex). Even though I am sure the to much sex did not kill her. Well not to get off track I have directed her to this web site so she can check out the comic(Paul if you ever need a promotional person I am your man).

Well not much to write in this one besides I have a new friend, I have to work again in the never ending pits of hell, and my ex really sucks, and Jason really does like men(I think its to throw shantel off of her war path to eat souls).

On a side note, I have found some one even more insane then me and that award goes to.............jimbo, congrats on winning the most stunning award in your mental institution. I still don't like paragraphs they are to formal and you guys make me feel like I am in high school English again.....ohhhhhhh the agony.

well boys if my new friend posts on the forum, be nice why don't you.(you animals..Especially Jason you stinky gay gorilla).

bye

Well, just to have you know, i haven't been with a man in 4 months....