Bob
The main character of the strip, he is also the weirdest. How can he be so clever, and yet so stupid? Bob holds two jobs: one at a fast food place, and one with his dad working with computers.
Pizza
Bob's younger brother, he is cynical and sarcastic. Rarely showing emotion other than anger, he secretly desires a pet monkey. He also works with Bob at the fast food place.
Jon
Bob and Pizza's dad, he works in the I.T. department, discovering his joy of tormenting users and pretending to fly through the aisles.
Enich
Bob's pet, or something. All we know is that he (it?) is a chicken. A dead, mutant, roasted chicken.
Poncho
Bob's usual companion in hijinx and Dance Dance Revolution, Poncho is insane. You'd think this would deter the ladies, but he is undeniably sexy. (We don't know if his girlfriend minds this.) He too works in fast food with Bob.
Norma
Bob's wife, Norma is undoubtably sick of his antics. Yet despite her embarrassment at knowing him, she continues to love him. Awww. She, fortunately, does not work with Bob in fast food.
Jimbo
Bob's best friend since childhood, Jimbo is a sword fanatic and an addict to that evil, evil game, EverQuest.
Emily
Emily is a crazy person.
Clint
Clint works with Bob and Poncho in fast food, and he might be Pizza's role model. Completely sarcastic, he doesn't know how to be sincere. He can be a little twitchy.
Kyle
Another co-worker of Bob's at the evil conspirator of our eternal doom, otherwise known as the fast food restaurant.
Jerod
Jerod is a complete moron. He angers easily.
Colin
A former classmate of Bob's.
Ian
Also a former classmate, Ian likes chairs with wheels. That may be a good thing, since one of these days he's gonna end up in a wheelchair.
Susan
Ian's ex-girlfriend. There might be a story here, but she'd kill us. I kid you not. Would I lie to you?
James
A more recent addition to the comic's cast, he's been posting on the blog for some time. We decided he should get the honor of being mocked more often. As if he doesn't invite it anyway.
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